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						January 21, 2011
    RIIIIIIIING!  Hello, this is John down at Girls Delivered, Inc. I'd like
 to confirm your order.  Ok, now that's an order for one female, 
slightly rounded, hazel eyes with silver-streaked hair, right? No 
problem, we have one down in the warehouse. She's plastic-wrapped to 
maintain freshness till she is delivered to your door.  Feisty?  Oh 
yeah, we don't sell those limp girls they have at other retailers, she's
 fighting the whole time.  But don't worry, we have her strapped to a 
pallet for delivery.  What's that?  No she wont make a ruckus, she'll be
 gagged tightly. So, I just need your credit card information and we can
 get this girl shipped out today...    Mummification